That's my fart noise. Well, not MY fart noise, but when I'm trying to make a comedic, yet not grossly realistic reference to farting, that's the sound I make - with my mouth. It's pronounced "verrrt." Brevity and a barely-perceptible amount of lip-parting is essential in accuarate replication. Anywho:
Do I need to discuss the offense(s) here? Or will Sling Back Loafer be sufficient?